You’re already deadTumblr (3.0; @mutantrobot)http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d0429d72f31dfd5b0b6655532cd4b57/tumblr_mmrwf8V5L11rhi0rbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51278957358http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51278957358Sat, 25 May 2013 00:21:05 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/73aa0b479e1a531d7b897765b3fad987/tumblr_mltxk74vgt1s6vkk1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nidoqueeen.tumblr.com/post/51161127802/we-dont-need-to-ask-for-directions-helen" target="_blank">nidoqueeen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>we <em>don’t </em>need to ask for directions, helen.</p> </blockquote>http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51278280682http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51278280682Sat, 25 May 2013 00:10:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/89e2ea1ec621818d38457fbde38139e7/tumblr_ml6364EazD1qh6gzao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://regurgitador.tumblr.com/post/51269649748" target="_blank">regurgitador</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>come on dog, do anal</p> </blockquote>http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51278224012http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51278224012Sat, 25 May 2013 00:09:38 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/00d879b11c90b02eb91141d7098c4c9b/tumblr_mn2qex3oaM1r0fjpxo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5b20552259fb3ac49bcf35ff0f5e113d/tumblr_mn2qex3oaM1r0fjpxo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51270389088http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51270389088Fri, 24 May 2013 22:17:18 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldn9cbNEGL1qc46fko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://waystolivehealthier.tumblr.com/post/51190491083" target="_blank">waystolivehealthier</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>-</p> </blockquote>http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51270000133http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51270000133Fri, 24 May 2013 22:11:48 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/db0fd269dadeb16713ae94b43ba97951/tumblr_mm92ygT7L51r3arxuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51266532665http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51266532665Fri, 24 May 2013 21:21:42 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fdb7ff8253b04c234e229d08a6b6e382/tumblr_mn3n8q0A5E1ql2603o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a6d051e51f555821294c43cba576588e/tumblr_mn3n8q0A5E1ql2603o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51263507482http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51263507482Fri, 24 May 2013 20:35:58 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luodcoYwRw1qfu478o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://maj0raswrath.tumblr.com/post/51222734438" target="_blank">maj0raswrath</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tawffee.tumblr.com/post/50770740073/follow-backs-if-asked-xo" target="_blank"> </a></p> </blockquote>http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51239276241http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51239276241Fri, 24 May 2013 14:38:43 -0400“You cannot convince people to love you. This is an absolute rule. No one will ever give you love because you want him or her to give it. Real love moves freely in both directions. Don’t waste your time on anything else.”<br/><br/> - <em>Cheryl Strayed, <em>Tiny Beautiful Things: Advice on Love and Life from Dear Sugar</em> (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://larmoyante.com/" target="_blank">larmoyante</a>)</em>http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51239167960http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51239167960Fri, 24 May 2013 14:36:54 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a4c164c254a6eeb95bd1d3fea4649d1/tumblr_mn815xR3om1roixiho7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eed90a43cdef9d891947b5f18b0a0972/tumblr_mn815xR3om1roixiho8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9dd5b957b29872c2ed10f32863eb8946/tumblr_mn815xR3om1roixiho5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/363aa8ec358e7a7fdb4dc8260864ea36/tumblr_mn815xR3om1roixiho4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bfb74b1835f811a234925bd720303c5d/tumblr_mn815xR3om1roixiho2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/13deb24b2a661ef3e2134b1befb21824/tumblr_mn815xR3om1roixiho3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b4fbfb4a11964773cb41520d5c5f4047/tumblr_mn815xR3om1roixiho6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/34a47137f01a8be645cce802c6bcaaa6/tumblr_mn815xR3om1roixiho1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em><small>There’s only a few things I really care about in life.</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51239138428http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51239138428Fri, 24 May 2013 14:36:23 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mch3knl1Dc1qf3eupo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mch3knl1Dc1qf3eupo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mch3knl1Dc1qf3eupo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51238499131http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51238499131Fri, 24 May 2013 14:25:26 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fcb8613eb3df5746b75698599e8a00bf/tumblr_mn9ib9M23X1qciei7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gallifrey-feels.tumblr.com/post/51203595591/felonyfey-decayedintelligence-there-is-this" target="_blank">gallifrey-feels</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://felonyfey.tumblr.com/post/51169203437/decayedintelligence-there-is-this-flooding" target="_blank">felonyfey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://decayedintelligence.tumblr.com/post/51161675059" target="_blank">decayedintelligence</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><br/>There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>Norway - forever the most metal country ever.</p> </blockquote> <p>Dammit, Queensland JUST flooded why do our cemeteries have to be on hills?</p> </blockquote>http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51238113949http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51238113949Fri, 24 May 2013 14:18:42 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c96e9513725fe105bd3f32757693b32a/tumblr_mnbe8myLJE1qbcporo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://2headedsnake.tumblr.com/post/51237348441" target="_blank">2headedsnake</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Tim Curry</p> <p>Feel Better Soon</p> </blockquote>http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51237607645http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51237607645Fri, 24 May 2013 14:09:45 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d419a7b64d5f3750996522eda87290a4/tumblr_mn6nsq09B71r3zexno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>Vampire Weekend, Nylon Magazine - Japan (June 2013 issue)</p> </blockquote>http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51221854946http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51221854946Fri, 24 May 2013 09:00:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2f7a00cc44793331743446c84922a2aa/tumblr_mn49j6FlTS1qhbelbo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/246c00e65c6cca31ae4eefba8143732c/tumblr_mn49j6FlTS1qhbelbo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/15f95e79a336a43841adbd59d3f854a6/tumblr_mn49j6FlTS1qhbelbo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/11703a4f973090cdc534af0af71b4b4b/tumblr_mn49j6FlTS1qhbelbo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>By Pani Paul</p> </blockquote>http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51216001587http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51216001587Fri, 24 May 2013 06:00:50 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1da622a7d166600e485a2b6f728e03a6/tumblr_mn3luyOGoS1rdstp0o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://indypendentstars.tumblr.com/post/50904534067/june-havoc-gypsy-rose-lee" target="_blank">indypendentstars</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>June Havoc & Gypsy Rose Lee</span></p> </blockquote>http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51211170859http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51211170859Fri, 24 May 2013 03:00:34 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/13d46d09cbb8317111b33a68167a7f92/tumblr_mn7z8cE0eB1s1qav1o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9b5b2b4f862ed5e96c5b80d4afb54a0a/tumblr_mn7z8cE0eB1s1qav1o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/92faf4927490197ccb156ff89cd201ef/tumblr_mn7z8cE0eB1s1qav1o2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b7f2763b0edcb5fb4fd2b3633957c3ce/tumblr_mn7z8cE0eB1s1qav1o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/34836c2eef88f1be974073ac128b45b7/tumblr_mn7z8cE0eB1s1qav1o6_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d4eb7bdb70698627e430a274168ad365/tumblr_mn7z8cE0eB1s1qav1o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dca917438b992b3def8a5abf74220568/tumblr_mn7z8cE0eB1s1qav1o9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5bc2003eac6669b8092094d64883aeaa/tumblr_mn7z8cE0eB1s1qav1o10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ec874f5ec3258ea64b2ac822efd4a489/tumblr_mn7z8cE0eB1s1qav1o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8656236bc296736554bd314d9f9d14a1/tumblr_mn7z8cE0eB1s1qav1o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em><strong>Sleevefaces</strong></em></p> </blockquote>http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51209009480http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51209009480Fri, 24 May 2013 02:02:33 -0400<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/18189077?autoplay=1" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://noctisprogeniei.tumblr.com/post/24584980646" target="_blank">noctisprogeniei</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Mrs. Doubtfire recut as a horror movie.</p> </blockquote>http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51208347935http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51208347935Fri, 24 May 2013 01:47:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7zrcexB3t1rpqpwco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51207231668http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51207231668Fri, 24 May 2013 01:22:24 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thecompanionsdoctor.tumblr.com/post/48021107990/whenever-my-friend-says-goodnight-to-me-on-skype" target="_blank">thecompanionsdoctor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/bfff96e476fd0edaaaec488b4ddd9279/tumblr_inline_mla5fesbns1rukdo9.gif"/></p> <p>and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b28416bb5c4a367617cf7b54a424dac1/tumblr_inline_mla5ieSXMa1rukdo9.gif"/></p> <p>Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years</p> </blockquote>http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51207021358http://mutantrobot.tumblr.com/post/51207021358Fri, 24 May 2013 01:17:59 -0400