My gender is pizza because everyone wants a piece of me
(Source: autumnalowl, via perks-of-being-chinese)
"where do you get so many pictures of dinosaurs skateboarding"
Mini paintings on cedar by Cathy McMurray on Etsy
Erin Haydn O’Neill
exclusive gif from Brazil vs. Germany game
(Source: actionables, via pizza)
i think there’s been a mistake
No it isn’t
Congratulations, you are now the President of the United States
"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.
(Source: crayola-colored-skeletons, via perks-of-being-chinese)
"i’M S0 drUnk i cAn’T evn TypE!"
(Source: neatpotatoes, via thedevilspedicure)
*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*